If you spill anymore paint, the next red thing shall be your blood.

Stop being a weirdo and grow a personality!

Okay I’ll tell you a story. There once were unicorns. They all died, their blood went everywhere, and I liked it.

You want to hear a story? Back in ‘67 - I don’t like you. The end.

ernestphlegmingway asked: MORE MR.BLACK. MORE MR.BLACK. TELL ME MR.BLACK, TELL ME A STORY.

One Mr. Black story quote coming up!

Yeah, I guess people who don’t believe in God would need to swear on something other than a Bible. If I ever have a trial I’ll swear on my masculinity… and by that I mean I’ll swear on my balls.

i.e. All white posts were said by the same teacher, all red posts were said by the same teacher etc, etc.

You can look at posts by teacher by going to our “about me” and clicking either “Mr. White”, “Mr. Red”, “Mr. Black”, or “Rag Tag Random Messrs.” (the blog is staying anonymous, however if you go to the high school these teachers work in, it may be pretty easy to figure out who’s who.)

As of right now, those links are white and hard to see, but I’ll fix it as soon as I figure out how :)

Messrs. White, Red, and Black will be the teachers most frequently quoted as the two admins of this blog have Messrs. White and Red, and talk to Mr. Black every day. All other teachers will only be quoted if we get a submission with their quote.

Thank you for following and don’t forget to submit the crazy shit your history teacher says! :D

I suck the marrow out of chicken bones.

I am a huge fan of Judge Judy.

Ulysses S. Grant: The S stands for Sexy.